June 17, 2008
3G or not to 3G...
It's no secret that I'm a total phone whore... and I'm ok with that...
With the anouncement of the 3G iPhone, I looked at my "old" iPhone and said, "it's been fun, time for an upgrade"... Scott just looked at me and rolled his eyes and walked away.
Doing research, the only main difference between my "old" phone and the new pretty shiny one is, 3G (Which Sacramento wont have until Aug/Sep) and GPS. Oh! And it's prettier and shiner...
If I buy a 3G phone, my cell bill may go up, because AT&T still haven't decided on a price plan for the new iPhone and I lock us into a new two year contract with the devil (that's Scott's pet name for AT&T). I would totally pay more for a faster wireless connection, but not if I have to wait a few months... That's kinda gross.
I'm definitely going to play with the iTunes Apps store. I'm hoping for a sassy ringtone client and picture messaging app. Here's to hoping.
I think I'm gonna end up getting it... It's what I do. I fall under pure pressure... And the pretty shiny...
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March 08, 2008
My Construction Cub!
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October 01, 2007
I Heart The Loft...
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September 24, 2007
Early Birthday Gift...
I wanna thank my family who pitched in and made this gift possible. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
Truth be told, NOW I WANT ONE!!
Merry early berfday Woof Woof!! You totally deserve more!!
WOOF!
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Music Video Of The Day... Oldie but a goodie!
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September 23, 2007
Starting tomorrow...
Today I weigh 270 (god I can't believe I just typed that...) pounds. Here's to a lot less of me.
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June 01, 2007
Cell phone heaven...
Long Story short, Verizon sucks. As did their pricing. T-Mobile is MUCH cheaper and I got a nifty sexy lil phone that does everything but give me a back rub. I'm working on that.
This phone is SO much better than my Palm Treo... For one, it doesn't crash ever 30 minutes. Two. It's purdy. Three. The Pearl does so many nifty things, that I learn something new about it almost every other day.
I approve of such sexy-ness in a phone.
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May 10, 2007
Cell Phone Whore? Or Misunderdstood?
It's no secret that I love uber tech-y phones, so when you spend an UBER amount one, it better do what it's supposed to do, tech wise.
I have the Palm Treo 700p, and all and all, a decent phone... IF IT DIDN'T CRASH SO BLOODY MUCH! Many of my friends, family and a husband who shall remain namless think it's phone Karma... Eww...
It all started in 2003, with a Motorola phone. It sucked and kept crashing. Scott got me a Samsung phone. It was nice, then came video messaging, and Scott would always send me video messages, so I wanted to return the favor. 2005 I got an LG V cast phone. Then a month later Verizon released a Media Player Phone, the LG 9800. I loved it!
Then! I got cranky that @ had to buy ringtones for 2.49 a piece AND! I couldn't use my Bluetooth on my LG because Verison is a beach!
2006, I got my latest cell phone hell with the Palm 700p. This phone kicks ass! It syncs to my contacts, calendar and documents... when it's not crashing. In a fit of rage, I dragged Scott to the Verizon store and got the Samsung u740. Nice phone, but the Palm spoiled me. Scott adopted the u740, and I went back to my 700p. I've traded my in phone 2 times already and finaly someone at Verizon agreed with me that the 700p has some bug issues!
How long will I have to endure a high priced phone with issues and constant ridicule from "friends and family"? What phone could possibly feed my need for smart phone that's not a smart ass?
Cingular, here I come! Come to my boosum iPhone!
To Be Continued...
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May 05, 2007
Merry Cinco De Mayo!
In honor of Cino De Mayp, this post is about Latin comic book characters.
Then DC introduced Wildcat II, a Latina who donned the Wildcat costumed when the original Wildcat was injured during Crisis on Infinite Earths. I liked her from the start. She was tough, sassy and had a Diva type attitude my mother would appreciate. I was also happy when she joined Infinity Inc., Only to have the book canceled a few years later. DC needed to make a dying book (Eclipso) cool again, so they created "The Shadow Fighters", which had a few of the Infinity Inc. cast offs on the team. In classic DC tradition, they killed her off too... Nice...
I hope Blue Beetle makes it to the big leagues because I think he's got the goods.
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May 04, 2007
Happy Birthday Grandpa!
Today, my grandpa would have been 80 years old. I miss him. After my mom threw my sperm doner out of the house for being an abusive prick, my grandpa took over as the fatherly figure in my life.
One time, he felt it appropriate to explain to me the ways of sex and what women want (sorry grandpa). My grandpa was very graphic. I wanted to die. But when the sex talk was over, he touched my shoulder and said "Mijo (son in Spanish), I know your daddy hurt you and your mama. I promise never to let anyone hurt you guys again. The look in eyes made me feel safe for the first time in years, and my grandpa kept his promise till the day he left this earth.
My grandpa was a brilliant musician. I often wonderd if he gave his love of music to my little fag of brother, who's also musicly brilliant.
Looking back on things now, my grandpa did and said things to help numb the pain and maybe even make things feel better. God I miss him, and his sometimes quirky yet loving words of wisdom.
I love you grandpa!
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February 27, 2007
Dream Verses Stability
So... you have the opprounity
to make your dream a reality, at the cost of your job security, would you do it?
This question was recently brought up to me, and while I can't say too much quite yet, it's certainly thought provoking.
This dream of mine has been in the works for years and years, now it's only a few signatures away of being brought to life with the possibility of great success. Or it could end us in bankruptcy.
The other side of this story is the realization that my dream won't work itself. Someone's gonna have to available 24/7 to make sure it's gonna work. Who better to make a dream than the dream weaver...
What to do, what to do
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February 15, 2007
Clue # 2
Creme' de Mocha Raspberry Moose Tart.
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February 11, 2007
Clue #1
If you brew it... they will come...
What does this mean? Details to come...
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January 11, 2007
Mmm... Seth Macfarlane
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January 10, 2007
So...
It's been a long while since I last blogged. Here's a quick recap of the last few months along with my new loves in my life...
My promotion has been kicking my ass. I have to determine Medi-Cal for my Spanish speaking people, and there are a bunch requirements I have to know before I can grant a case. But I LOVE what I do.
Mighty Woofables is getting animated! More details to follow.
Scott's buying an amazing two bedroom house, so we'll be moving... and soon!
I'm working on this huge venture. I can't say much about it right now for fear of jinxing it. More details to follow.
My lil boy Coda is the best lil boy ever!!! He's pretty much been broken. Meaning' he's less of an opinionated pooping monster. He actually brought Scott one of his toys so that they could play together. *sniff sniff* I thought that day would never come.
I LOVE the new iPhone...
I LOVE the new animation software I'm using on Mighty Woofables!
I LOVE my video iPod... tis very sexy...
Scott's folks invited me to dinner for both Thanksgiving and Christmas! It was amazing!! Scott's mom got me some nifty Christmas gifts! Superman lounge shorts, Superman towel set and an amazing scarf and beenie set. It was so thoughtful I almost cried... I said ALMOST... My mom was happy.
My mom rocked this Christmas. Everything I got had a theme... It all had an S on it. Superman clothing, action figures, coffee mugs, you name it, she found an S on it.
I LOVE my husband for being so supportive and squishable. Ilve been dealing with these freaky panic attacks, and he's been there at 1 a.m. to make me feel safe and calm.
I LOVE the office! I got Scott the Officr season 1 for Christmas and his brother got him The Office season 2, also for Christmas. We now have a season pass for the Office on iTunes.
I LOVE HEROES!! Oh my god! Clearly the best TV show EVER!!
I CAN'T WAIT FOR SMALLVILLE! On January 18th. an Episode titles "Justice" will air on the CW. This is the closest thing to a live action JLA movie/TV series we're ever gonna see.
That is all.
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November 05, 2006
Pet Shop Boys!!
I'm gonna see the pet Shop Boys with Mr. Smith this Wednesday!! I'm uber excited. PSB is my favorite band of all time!!
I hope they perform this song...
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October 23, 2006
It's a BOY!!!
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Interesting...
My mom called me yesterday to tell me about this My Space Profile she saw. Not only was she appalled, but disturbed by this persons statement...
I LOVE GOD,..I HATE RELIGION!! I LOVE LIERS, HATE HYPOCRITES!! I GET PISSED OFF EASY!! I SMILE EASIER! LOVE ME OR HATE ME BUT KNOW IM HERE!!!!! BUT JUST SO EVERYONE OUT THERE KNOWS!! IM PROUD TO BE A FAG HATER!! ID RATHER WATCH MY KIDS DIE OF A PAINFUL MOST GROOSOME DEATH WITH THE UTMOST AGONY THEN TO KNOW THAT THEY WERE FAGGOTS!!..I LOVE THE SINNER!! BUT HATE THEIR SIN!! TO ME A FAGGOT IS THE WORST HYPOCRITE IN THE WORLD!! THEY WANT TO BE TREATED THE SAME BUT ACT SO FLAMBOYANT ABOUT THEIR FAGGOTNESS!! IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE YOUR NO DIFFERENT THEN WHY ACT SO DIFFERENT? I DONT DRIVE AROUND WITH STICKERS ON MY CAR THAT SAY IM STRAIGHT AND PROUD!! I DONT HAVE STICKERS OF RAINBOWS THAT ARE A SIGN OF GODS PROMISE!! WHICH BY THE WAY FAGS TOTALLY DISGRACE!! THERE IS NO SPECIAL PLACE IN HEAVEN FOR THEM!!LIKE "SOME PEOPLE THINK!! YEAH GOD DOES HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE FOR FAGS!! ITS CALLED HELL!!!!!! AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE THEY WILL END UP!! IF THEY DONT CHANGE THEIR WAYS!!IF YOU KNOW ME!! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HOMOS!! TO ME THEY ARE A CANCER THAT WE NEED TO FIND A CURE FOR..AIDS IS A GOOD START!!...LOL MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THIER SOULS!!!!!!
Yup... This is a real profile on My Space. How did my mom stumble across this "Fag Hater"?
He's my brother in-law.
The father of my two adorable nephews and beautiful niece. I'm confused as to how to deal with this. Part me wants to call CPS and tell the children may be in potential danger, and part of me wants to write them off entirely. Seriously, my niece and nephews only know me on Christmas. Sad, but true. My mom took it harder than I did. She's scared as it is now of gay bashers, but for her only little girl to me married to one? That's a whole other story. My sister sadly has no comment as to what her husband wrote. Oh! Did I mention that they are Pentecostal Christians? a.k.a. Holy Rollers? Nice. I feel sad and sorry for my Niece and Nephew.
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September 27, 2006
Me and Mariah...
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September 19, 2006
Chemo Kicks my Ass... Again...
I also wanna give a specail "Thank You!" to:
And Bob,
For sending me get well wishes. You guys are truley amazing.
This is for you!
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September 07, 2006
Double time...
Today starts my double dose of chemo. Ugh.
Things I'm doing to help divert my attention from chemo... And please, no judging... ok, maybe a little.
1. Knitting
2. Catching up on my comics
3. Mighty Woofables
4. Bearnivale (Sac's Mr. Bear Contest)
5. Catching up on TiVo
6. Cuddling with my Hubby
BTW. I can't wait for the new TV show HEROES on NBC. It has woofy Wise from Alais. Yummy.
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September 05, 2006
STRIKE!
So today, Sacramento County is on strike because the Board Of supervisors think it's ok to up our insurance contributions and not give a pay increase and refuse to raise to the COLA increase. Eww.
I can't strike because I'm on ptrobation, but my heart is with them. Until today. The picketers called me a scab. I'm not sure what that means but I'm sure it can't be good. They know probationary peeps have no rights. Eww again.
According to the news, there are over 7500 county employees on strike today.
I hope this strike ends soon.
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August 31, 2006
Surgery
Can I just say how much I hate surgery. I think it just hit me that I'm having surgery today. My tummy is all in knots. I want this day over with, so I can play with my new phone/toy.
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August 30, 2006
Stuff, stuff and more stuff...
The Medi-Cal class I'm taking is really tough. So far I've scored a 100% and a 92%. My head hurts and from what I've been told, the exams are gonna get worse.
The Dr. found 6 tumors in my joints. Two in my left fingers, one in my right hand (there goes my active sex life) two in my right knee and one in left knee. Two of the tumors are cancerous. That sucks. Tomorrow I'm gonna have all 6 removed. Chemo is inevidible. Ugh...
But! I got myself a fanthy gift! Call it my retail therapy if you will...
It's one of the few Verizon phones that doesn't have limited Bluetooth access. I can make my own mp3 ringtones and everything!
It makes very happy.
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August 18, 2006
Small, Small World... Part 2...
A few weeks ago, I posted a story about this friend/co-worker I have who was dating this guy I used to know, and as it turns out, he was a drag queen. You can read more about here
Yesterday, I met my friend for lunch and I asked her how things where going with her new man in her life. She just lit up like a sun and started talking about how great he is. I was kinda feeling sick to my stomach. Many of my readers thought it was responsibility as a friend to tell her the truth out her man. Others said; "It's non of your business". I tried to find the happy medium, and I think I did...
I asked my friend if she had a picture (of her man) I could look at. She pulled out her cell phone and showed me one that was stored in her phone. Mind you, I already had an idea that I was going to have to tell her something about her new boyfriend, but you know what they say, a picture's worth a thousand words...
I say"Uhh... he's in drag..."
"I know! He looks better than I ever will as a woman!" She said with enthusiasm.
"I think I know him, did he used to perform in Midtown?" I ask, trying as to not reveal my prior knowledge of her drag queen boyfriend.
"Yeah, he said he knows you too. He thinks your sweet"
My hear fell.
"Oh, that's... nice" I reply.
"Don't worry, I've known about his past for a while. Right now, it's just fun. No pressure, no drama, just fun."
She also thanked me for being a good friend who put her happiness above all else. It made a bit teary.
We ended lunch with a hug and a stronger friendship.
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August 14, 2006
MySpace Is The Devil...
My brother broke up with this girl he meet on MySpace. It didn't end very well. She decided to spam him with random emails on his myspace account. My brother decided to block her from his page. Done deal right? Not so much.
The girl my brother dumped then went to MY MOM'S MySpace page and emailed my mom about stuff that happened between her and my brother. My mom was pissed, for two reasons. One, "Psycho Bitch" (as my mom lovingly refers to her) "has no right even emailing me. It's non of my business". And two, "And no one talks about my baby like that".
So now my mom has to adjust her MySpace settings to allow only "friends" view her page.
This is where I feel somewhat guilty. I have a myspace page, and my brother Juan asked me to set up my page so that only registered friends can look at it. I didn't. "Psycho Bitch" must have gone to my page to get to my mom. Ugh.
Because of all this drama, I've decided to end my ties with MySpace. I barely have to blog, much less find the time to manage my MySpace account. So By the end of today, my MySpace account will be a done deal.
Sorry little straight brother...
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August 12, 2006
Mandated Reporter...
So I decided to raise my hand and ask a loaded question; "What is considered child abuse?" The Child Protective Service instructor replied; "Any physical contact to child that involves blunt objects, harsh contact to the face or head, and is done so in a malicious manor".
Huh... I know when I was a child, I fell victim to "the belt", "chancla" (flip flop) and whatever disciplinary object that was within reach of my folks. I never knew it was considered child abuse. The CPS worker than went on to say, that corporal punishment is not against the law, but there are certain guidelines that must be meet. And they are, simply put; "Open hand contact to the bottom of a child's backside, with clothes on"... Can I just say that is that was my punishment, a smack on the ass, I'd continue to test the boundaries.
Not that I'm saying that I condone anything more than a smack on the ass, but come on. I see what today's youth do. Some of them are disrespectful, violent, have a blatant disregard for the law and almost always continue to slide down hill. My mom came from the school of hard knocks, and she would NEVER put up with me acting like a hoodlum in training. Truth be told, I always asked myself, "Would mom beat the hell out of me if I skipped school today?". The answers where always "Oh hell yea", but it helped keep me in line.
Then CPS worker changed my view on this issue/subject...
I know that kids, MUCH YOUNGER kids should never be introduced to the belt, because they're babies. The CPS worker showed some pictures of babies that where killed because of malicious abuse. I cried. And right then and there, I decided I wanted to have a little baby. Who would hurt a baby so young and precious? Most of the children who died at the hand of the parent, where victims of domestic violence themselves. It's no excuse, but the CPS worker said it's very common. The mother takes the frustration out on the baby, and later cries that she didn't mean too.
This is gonna be a really hard job.
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August 07, 2006
33...
1. Pass my 1 year probation for new job
2. Celebrate my 4th anniversary of being with my Hubby
3. Finish Mighty Woofables ONE TIME.
4. Enjoy my family and friends, and not work so much.
5. Enjoy my life more.
Each of these are important to me and I wanna make them a priority his year.
Merry berfday to me! And hopefully a year wiser.
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August 02, 2006
Judge...
Ok, so me and a few friends are putting on a three day bear event the last weekend of September in Sacramento called "Bearvivale" (Thank you Eric for the killer name!), With this event, we'll also hold a "Mr. Sacramento Bear" competition, where the winner will compete at IBR (International Bear Rendezvous)for the title of Mr. International Bear.
My little brother wants to be a judge for this competition. I say he's not qualified to judge hot furry men. He thinks he is. I ask YOU readers, "How would one judge a Mr. Bear competition?"
Would it be based on:
How much fur they have?
How big their bulge is?
How much facial hair they have?
How woof-appeal they show?
Can we ad any other bear-acteristics?
Post your suggestions!
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Sweeeeet!
The "Mighty Woofable" Lee made up this amazing "W" logo as a blog-anniversary gift for me. I so wanna make a t-shirt out of it. I heart it. Mucho. It also inspired me to update my Woof Of Steel's banner. I heart it too.
Thanks Lee for this kick ass piece of art you done did!
*hug*
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July 28, 2006
2...
Hugs to you all!
WOOF!
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July 27, 2006
Cancer, Kelly Clarkson and Lazy Bear...
*sigh* The Dr. found a cancerous tumor. So now they have to remove it and take an inch of skin around the tumor. It's gonna suck. And so bloody close to my berfday. It's scheduled for tomorrow, so I can at least recouperate in time for Lazy Bear.
Then, on the way home from the Dr. I was listening the radio, it was time to call in and win Kelly Clarkson tickets and a chance to win her Mustang. I won. Now the sucky part... The concerts on August 4th... that's right when Lazy Bear is in full swing. So for the past few days, I've been trying to give away Kelly Clarkson's tickets, and no one likes her that much to see her in concert. Am I alone in thinking she's a great performer? Eh. Maybe.
And Lazy Bear... *sigh*. This was supposed to be a furry fun filld weekend, BUT! One of the Sac WOOF! members cancelled, and he was in charge of the bonfire. Not only will I have to work the Headquarters table from 10am - 6pm, but now I have to run the bonfire from 9pm - 2am. If the cancer wont kill me, Lazy Bear will. Kidding.
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July 21, 2006
Small, Small World...
So the other day, a friend of mine was going on and on about the new man in her life. The more I asked about him, the more he sounded like a guy I know. As fate would have it, it was. Little does she know that the man she's smitten with is a drag queen, who by the way used o hit on me regularly. I've already decided to not say anything to her because, 1. It's none of my business and 2. She's really happy. If it boils down to it, and the secret gets "outed", then they can decide if what the have is worth fighting for.
Now the half of this post is the sad reality that Sacramento, CA is a small, small, small town. I can't go into a bar without seeing 2 or 3 ex's and a half-a-dozen tricks. AND! If I slept with someone, the odds are, they also slept someone I know. It's like "Six Degrees of Sex". I can only hope that if my name is mentioned amongst them, that I get rave revues, because, I've been told I'm good in bed... and anywhere else sex can be had for that matter. =0)
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July 20, 2006
Feel'in Better...
SO much has happened within the last week. Here are a few highlights:
1. Project Runway- Love it!
2. My Super Ex-Girlfriend- Eh, not bad. Definitely a Netflix flic.
3. NEW JOB!- I'm gonna be an Eligibility Worker for the county. Mo $$$!
4. Lazy Bear bonfire- A few of us went to the Outback, where the bonfire's gonna be, to help set up the area. It looks pretty damn good too.
5. Bearnival- Sacramento's next big bear event. More information coming soon.
6. Vinyl Flooring- Scott finally saw the light and has chosen to put down vinyl tiles downstairs. Pictures to follow once we buy the floor.
7. Mariah!- I'm gonna see Mariah Carey in September!
8. Pet Shop Boys!- Mr. Smith scored tickets to see my favorite band of all time! We're gonna see the PSB in November!
And that's about it. A pretty average week. *grin*
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July 06, 2006
So...
Take a look at this and see if you see anyone "familiar"... hehe
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July 05, 2006
Die SPAM BITCHES!!
When I say I'm getting spammed, I mean I'm getting spammed! This is the list of IP address that I've banned so far and when I started doing it...
202.146.67.238 2006.05.26
218.158.114.22 2006.05.26
222.121.121.176 2006.05.26
202.83.223.90 2006.06.25
207.29.224.155 2006.06.25
218.3.166.226 2006.06.25
220.118.231.224 2006.06.25
58.72.135.149 2006.06.25
198.54.202.195 2006.06.25
59.20.42.48 2006.06.25
195.13.59.228 2006.06.25
68.70.190.168 2006.06.25
218.158.114.22 2006.06.25
211.51.98.137 2006.06.25
59.6.143.194 2006.06.25
218.75.87.37 2006.06.25
217.10.60.85 2006.06.25
202.29.14.251 2006.06.25
219.93.174.106 2006.06.25
218.114.152.18 2006.06.25
209.190.1.195 2006.06.27
61.213.36.144 2006.06.27
203.255.233.127 2006.06.27
61.249.240.226 2006.06.27
218.149.76.46 2006.06.27
211.226.56.21 2006.06.27
59.5.127.144 2006.06.28
64.12.187.245 2006.06.28
72.51.41.201 2006.06.28
58.235.91.32 2006.06.29
202.188.111.42 2006.06.30
211.63.159.134 2006.06.30
59.17.11.197 2006.06.30
59.17.11.197 2006.06.30
211.63.159.134 2006.06.30
222.113.48.67 2006.06.30
221.10.124.34 2006.07.02
211.216.205.8 2006.07.02
58.230.114.100 2006.07.02
202.229.26.102 2006.07.02
202.229.26.102 2006.07.02
220.92.182.214 2006.07.02
202.229.26.102 2006.07.02
61.82.102.200 2006.07.02
207.71.18.26 2006.07.02
206.225.145.34 2006.07.02
210.92.147.2 2006.07.02
211.162.62.161 2006.07.02
211.162.62.161 2006.07.02
129.194.8.73 2006.07.04
58.227.101.208 2006.07.04
200.176.199.67 2006.07.04
222.36.8.201 2006.07.04
218.177.2.62 2006.07.04
211.119.64.220 2006.07.05
200.142.202.140 2006.07.05
213.3.12.215 2006.07.05
I did some research, and it turns out, most of these IP address are from outside the US. WTF?!? India, Korea, Germany. Are they really that desperate for work that they have to keep spamming blogs like mine? AND! The worst part? The post nasty/pedophile teen porn... *vomit*
Spammers! I hate you!
Which brings to my next question. Who else deals with this and what's your solution? Seriously, I need help from my fellow bloggers.
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June 28, 2006
Gym Etiquette
Baby Got Back... Yeah... that's motivational...
And
Hungry Like The Wolf... If someones at the gym, it's because they where always hungry.
I know, I know, I think too much about this kinda stuff, but seriously, "Baby Got Back"? Rude.
I have a confession to make. I have a gym crush. He's soooo yummy. But's not the confession. It's no secret that I have it really bad for guys with fur, but my gym crush has no fur... at all. Hence it feels like I betrayed my fellow bears. But you have to see him to understand. He has NICE arms, amazing calves and lickable abs. *sigh*. The best part, when he's done with his weight training, he ALWAYS uses the treadmill next to me... Seriously, ALWAYS!!! When he's next to me, I feel the need to run faster. What for? I'm already nasty and sweaty. Why add more? To show I'm all around athletic guy? Yeah, not so much. With all that said, I have yet to say a single word to him. Part of me doesn't want to for fear of my crush turning into a crash. The worst thing that could happen would be he'd open him mouth to say something and a Fendi would fly out. I like this non verbal relationship.
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June 23, 2006
Dreaming of Superman...
I totally could have taken her... No really... I would've.
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June 21, 2006
EVIL SPAM BITCHES!!!
I was comment spammed 6 times yesterday! What the FUCK!! Do people have nothing else better to do with their time then to type teen porn shit on peoples blogs? Then when I try to email them to tell them to fuck off, they use a fake email address. I already have to approve all good comments and delete the porn shit, then I banned their IP address, but they just keep coming with new ones. Does anyone else out their in the blog-universe have this same problem or is it just me and Hubby?
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June 13, 2006
Back to the swing of things...
West Hollywood Pride was fun, but the Ramada's beds where much nicer. The Hubby and I spend the whole weekend in bed just relaxing and enjoying the simple comforts of things comfortable.
When I got home yesterday, I realized, I hadn't finished the next installment of The Mighty Woofables. So I was up last night till 11pm putting the finishing touches on "Chat".
This morning, I report to my new office. Yay! I only have to drive 4 miles to work. It makes me happy, besides the fact the fact that I blew all my money at Pride this weekend.
I'll a less generic post when I get home from work today.
BTW, a special thanks to all of you who sent words of encourage and support last week. It was great to check my V phone and discover such awesome surprises!
*hugs to you all!*
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May 31, 2006
Yup... I'm headin to hell...
Tonight we went out to the Olive Garden, by invite from Scott's folks. Many of you may already know, but Scott's mom doesn't like me... because I'm gay... Anyway, All day today I had a topsy turvey tummy ache awaiting tonight's dinner. Dinner was great, the tension? All over the place.
When Scott's folks came to the loft to pick us up, Scott's dad gave a nice hand shake, Scott's mom looked like she forced to acknowledge me. Not a word was said to me by Scott's folks all the way to Olive Garden, which was fine, since I knew they where coming down to see Scott before the ALC.
We get to the Olive Garden and we were greeted with a 20 minute wait... which seemed to last a life time. Anyway, the conversation was was between Scott and his folks, I just sat there feeling kinda out of place. Again I knew they were there for Scott, so I'm totaly ahppy they got along. But Scott's mom never made eye contact with me at all. So I did what any homo Leo would do, I excused myself and I called my amazing mom for some words of comfort. Then things got interesting. My mom was not happy that I would even attend a dinner where people would treat me like an outsider. But she understood my hubby needed me to go to show a united front, but she also wanted to show Scott's mom that Scott and I have a support system in her. So mom said she wanted to call me in the middle of dinner to make sure I was being treated ok.
After 20 minutes of being ignored by Scott's mom and Scott's constantly looking over at me to make I'm ok, mom called. And she was brilliant. I excused myself from the dinner table to take mom's call, as to not be rude and begun the phony phone call. To sum up the conversation, She asked what I was doing, I told her I was at dinner with Scott's parents, She yells... in ear shot, "Are they mistreating you? Don't make me go down there in my robe and slippers and ... Well... you get the drift. When I came back to the dinner table, I glanced over at Scott's mom and noticed her own body language was a bit different. SOOO I poured it on. "Mom says she love you honey" I say to Scott. Scott smiled, I think he knew I called my mom for back up. So Scott and I spent about 10 minutes talking about my mom and how awesome she is. Scott's mom never looked at us while we where talking about my mom. I felt fucking great! Ha! In your face lady!
Not that I'm talking crap about Scott's mom, because I would never want anyone to talk about mine, but geez! Would it kill her to at least look at me? But I guess I should be lucky she sat at the same table as me.
One thing is for certain, whenever I need her, my mom is right there scheming along with me.
Thanks mom!
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Dinner with the in-laws...
Sunday, Scott"s dad called and asked if He and Scott's mom could take us (Scott and I) to dinner. Scott asked if his mom knew I was coming and she said; "it's his house, his rules". So dinner it is tonight @ 6pm
Part of me is kinda freaking out because I can't be fake to someone who I know doesn't like me. I'm just gonna keep the strong drinks coming. But really, I'm doing this for my hubby. This is important to him, so I have to bite my tongue and see how it goes.
I wanted to invite my mom for back up, but Scott said no because she might scare his mom. Luckily for me, I have her on speed dial 3.
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May 30, 2006
Promoted!
But the best-est part? I get to help my peoples (Mexicans) and get them on the right track for education and to become legal citizens. Nothing would make me happier than knowing that I helped turn immigrants into US citizens. Nifty.
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May 27, 2006
Oh My God!
'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.'
(Leviticus 18:22)
'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have
done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will
be on their own heads.' (Leviticus 20:13)
Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their
women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way
the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed
with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men,
and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
(Romans 1:26-27)
Abandon your sinful ways and come to God, repent and all shall be forgiven.
Do you know what this person's email is? "iminheaven@yahoo.com" Of course it's not a real email...
I'm dumb founded that people actually feel that being gay is a choice. Who would wanna choose a life of oppression and ridicule? If I wanted to, I'd be straight, but I can't. I dig dudes, and not just for sex. I love the companionship another man can offer, the connection that is felt when we're together and most importantly, I get to be i love with my best friend.
I believe in God. My mom taught me that no one shall judge me, that if for God to do (which scares the hell out me when I think about). But my mom said that God created his children and man created the Bible. Who's to say what the real out come will be when it's time to meet the maker. But one thing's certain. If I'm a good person, and my lifestyle does no one any harm, then I got nothing to worry about.
So to "iminheaven"
My mom said to "kiss her ass!"
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May 26, 2006
I am so PISSED!!
Bitches...
THEN! The ever so HAWT! and sexy Scotty got his employment decision today. He has a job, but still, it sucked, and not in a good way. My thoughts and what ever positive energy I have left are going to him.
K... enough bitching. Time to enjoy a much needed three day weekend!
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8 days and counting...
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Changes...
So, I decided, due to the price of gas, to transfer to another office in my department. With gas prices reaching $3.25 and with a 40-45 (total, to and from) miles a day commute, something had to be done. I had an interview on Tuesday, got an offer Wednesday and my last day is next Friday. Yeah. I am gonna miss my office. I love my co-workers and some of them became really good friends. But alas, the price of gas dictates my future.
So why are gas prices so high? I blame the Bush Bitch... Who do you blame?
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May 23, 2006
Sending positive energy...
Hey bloggers, go over and wish the ever woofable Scotty some positive energy.
AND! Check out Tony's "How do you like it?" #3 He's not afraid to ask the hard hitting questions in our community.
Posted by Roque at 06:39 AM | Comments (4)
$3150.91...
That's how much in dollars the damage to the Escape was in. They have to replace my driver side and passenger side door, pull out the frame, replace the step bar, adjust the catching mechanism and a partridge in a pear tree... So now we wait to see how the beach who hit me's insurance is gonna handle the claim. If nothing else, we'll have to pay our $500 deductible and call it a day. Here's to hoping the insurance folks are fast and furious!
Posted by Roque at 06:29 AM | Comments (2)
May 21, 2006
Crash...
I felt awful. Poor Harry was just looking for a place to relax before tonight's Sunday Furry Sunday event at the Bolt (a bear bar). Instead... Crash! Later in the evening at the Bolt, Harry started to feel kinda sick, so he left... Now my head and neck are killing me. I mean COME ON!! First I break my foot... Then I lose my Nana... Then, my familia had major drama over the weekend THEN! I've been assigned the gruelling task of writing a county procedure and now this... Ugh...
K.. enough Nativity... Check out Mighty Woofables for some (hopefully) funny stuff...
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May 20, 2006
My new toy...
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May 17, 2006
Inspiration...
So, since the launch of Mighty Woofables, my friends have been coming out... creatively speaking. For instance, my very good friend Senor Perez has a brilliant idea of an online comic strip, so we'll be developing his debut really soon. And my hero, Mr. Smith has this brilliant idea for an animated series that's sure to make the South Park creators blush. I'm very excited about thier upcoming projects and I feel flattered that they're asking me what it was I did to get my ideas and dreams off the ground. Truth be told, I blame my brother for my sudden grasp of making my dreams a reality. Mighty Woofables has been in the making for years, and every time my brother asks; "So when are you gonna do your story thing?", I always respond with; "When I have time". I'm not sure how it happened, but my brother gave me a reality check and yelled; "get off your fluffy ass and do something about it!". So I did. His in your face comment was just what I needed to get off "my fluffy ass" and make things happen.
So, what's it gonna take to motivate others to chase their dreams? Is it focus? Desire? Or is it an annoying little faggot brother who sometimes, but very rarely knows what he's talking about.
For Jimmy, my brother...
"Thank you stupid..."
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May 10, 2006
Great question...
Tony asks a pretty important question... How do you like it?
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24
24 days until I embark on my life changing event and challenge. The AIDS Lifecycle Ride is just weeks away and I am so stoked about it! Not only will I be supporting the heroes in bike jerseys, but I get to experience it with my favorite hero of all,My Hubby! I got an email from my food crew captain, giving me the 99 cent list of helpful hints, and they are...
Sunblock \ sun screen while we are not cycling, we will be outside setting up a tent, walking around - one does not want to get burned.
Hat - same reason as above
Alarm clock - one that will wake you up but not wake up the whole camp
Pillow - this is up to you; I bring a pillow case as stuff my jacket in it; works fine
Water bottle(s) - bottled water will not be supplied this year as it was a costly waste on previous rides; a few sips were taken, then many bottles were put down and forgotten. There will be water and Gatorade to fill your own bottle.
Trash bags - very large trash bags; these work fabulously for covering a bag and then placing the bag outside the tent - gives a bit more room in the tent. The trash bag covering keeps the moisture and dew from covering the bag. Mornings can be a bit damp.
Two gallon zip lock bags - many participants place each day's outfit in a bag - easy to grab and get dressed; plus keeps clothing dry. Some participants put the next day's clothing in the bottom of the sleeping bag so the clothing is warm when getting dressed; some participants sleep in their next days clothing.
Can I just say that clearly a homosexual came up with the two gallon zip lock bag idea?
Either way, it's time to prepare for the best 7 days of my life!
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May 04, 2006
Bye bye Nana...
But beyond all the scheming and vulgarity, was a woman who knew how to live. She had a huge heart and was the only one who can put things back into perspective. She passed away of old age, but somehow I think my nana wanted to go to a place where she can be young and gorgeous forever.
Bye nana. I'll miss you tremendously.
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May 01, 2006
Sonofa BITCH!!
Yeah, I wanted be to morw active and mget in shape, so I got myslef a nifty lil road bike on Friday. Saturday, My Hubby pumed air in my tires and I was uber egar to ride around the block. So I did.
I fell.
I didn't much fall as I more flopped to one side. You see I tried to stop the bike, and I thought I did, but yeah, not so much. I didn't think I hur myself too much, so I went on about my morning. Thirty minutes later, my right foot was still throbbing and the pain was increasing. So I took off my shoe to find my foot covered in blood. I know, eww! My foot was so swollen that I had to go out and buy my first pair of flip flops of the season. And even then my foot was still too swollen for the them.
Today, I go to the Dr. because my foot is still a fat bitch and the pain likes to increase when ever I put weight on it... and I need I remind you that I weighed 258 last week? The Dr. took x-rays and it turns out that I fractured my metatarsals, one of the big bones in the foot. Who knew?
So I fought against a cast because if I get one, it wont come off for 6 weeks. Yeah, the AIDS ride is 4 weeks away, so I got a foot splint instead. So now I have to keep off my foot, perform no heavy lifting and keep it raised as often as possible.
The upside, if their is one, I weighed in at 255! I lost three pounds last week!!! Woohoo!!
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April 25, 2006
Wicked Monster In Law...
Now I'm in a position where I don't wanna know anything about Scott's mom. All it does is piss me off! No matter what I do, it would never be enough. And the shity part of all of this, is I don't want Scott talking to his mom anymore. If she can't accept him and his life then way bother entertaining her delusions of a straight son? I would never flat out tell Scott "Don't talk to your mom", but the urge is there. I see what she does to Scott. She gets him all riled up, then he shuts down and doesn't wanna talk about his mother or the issue/situation. And truth be told, getting rid of her negative influence would be great, but I would look like the bad guy! Which is what I'm trying to avoid.
At one point I thought about breaking it off with Scott so his relationship with his mother would be much better. Then my mom hit me in the back of the head and said I would be doing more harm than good. She also said, "Imagine your life without him, could you really sacrifice your happiness for his ungrateful mother?" Scott and I got Married on April 1st... Guess that answered her question. But the answer was clearly no. I could never live without my husbear.
Good thing I have my mom to keep me grounded and in check. Without her, I would be doing some really stupid stuff.
Now I wait for the next round of the Rosenquist Wars.
Posted by Roque at 07:37 PM | Comments (3)
Yummy Co Worker...
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April 24, 2006
So not shocked...
Either way, a 17 inch Mac Book would be sexy sexy sexy, if you where in to size. But in this case, size does NOT matter.
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Fat Loss 2006!
Ok folks, here's the first weigh in to include body fat!
258/50.1
Here's to a smaller waist size next wek!
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April 20, 2006
New nose...
Ok, so for years I have thinking about getting my broken nose fixed and maybe take a little of the top. Tomorrow, I put my money where my nose is. It's about time really. I have no since of smell, so when I burn stuff (which happens a lot!) I wouldn't know until the Loft's smoke alarm goes off. My Dr. said that when I get my nose fixed, I'll have a better since of "taste", my voice will change and maybe I'll take better pictures. I know I'm not the most photogenic person in this world, but I hate looking at my pictures and resembling Sloth from the Goonies
Truth be told, when I saw the wedding pictures, I was so disgusted with myself. I gained like 50 pounds in less than a year. Being on chemo killed my metabolism. So now, I watch what I eat, take 30 minute walks at work and next week I start my yoga class! Just call me Yoga Bear!
So here's to the new and improved looking me!
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April 12, 2006
Strip Judge...
So... With all that said... Help a bear out... What qualities do you look for in a stripper? Leave comments!
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April 02, 2006
APRIL FOOLS!!
A few months ago I had an idea for a wedding. Something small without all the bells and whistles, stress and the uber amounts of cash that would be needed for our ceremony. So Scott came up with the idea of a cocktail party, and the rest is "I do"...
I wanna thank our very good friend Rachelle for officiating our ceremony, and Mr. Smith for taking amazing photos of our wedding.
And Scott and I lived happily ever-after...
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March 29, 2006
FUCK YOU MR. MAYAGI
Well today i got my early childhood development mid term paper... I got an A BABY!!! 100% grade a A! Ha! I did a case study on the socialization of My hubby Scott and lil ol me. I did it from the stand point of two socioeconomic classes and the agents that effect them, i.e the media, religion and the government to name a few. Two weeks, constant editing and countless sleepless nights have really paid off! Woohoo!!!
I'm liking this school thing.
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March 28, 2006
10...
On the way home my mom asked; "So, have you talked to Michelle?"
"No" I replied. I could already tell where this conversation was going.
"Oh. You know mejo, I'm worried about you. Since you broke up with Michelle, you've been acting different. Like your in a state of depression. Are you ok?" my mom said in a worried tone.
"yeah mom, I'm fine. I'm just tired" I say trying to redirect the subject.
"So you would tell me if anything's wrong? You swear? You Swear on Grandpa's grave?" My mom always used my grandpa's grave to get the real truth out us when she thought we where hiding something.
"I swear on grandpa's grave, I'm ok mom" I hopped that ended this long 3 minute conversation.
Then from out of no where, my mom asks; "Son... are you gay?"
My heart fell to my feet. I lost my breath. I could see my chest beating from under my shirt. "no mom" I say in a broken tone.
"Son, you don't have to lie to me. I'm your mother, and I will always love you. I want you be honest with and tell me the truth, are you gay?"
"I said no mom. I'm not gay" I say with an even broken tone than before.
"GOD DAMN IT! DON'T LIE TO ME GUERO ( that means whitey in English... but that's another blog story for the future)! ARE YOU GAY?" My mom was done with her kid gloves. She wanted the truth and she wanted it now.
My stomach was in knots, my head was spinning and all I could say was...
"YES MOM! I'M GAY!"
There was about 5 seconds of silence that I swear lasted an eternity. Then finally she said...
"SHIIIIIIT!"
The car swerves two lanes, I grab the dash board and screen like my 15 year old sister. My mom gains control of the car and continues to drive with out another word all the rest of the way home.
During the drive home, I felt something I've not felt in years. I felt light. Like this tremendous weight on my shoulders was completely taken off me and I finally could breath. I remember smiling all the way home. I glazed over at my mom a few times, and I could see her tear up, but she didn't cry.
We pull up on the drive way and now I can feel the tension in the car I was trying to avoid or ignore. What came easier...
"Guero, I've always wanted the best for you. You are my prince and I love you more than words can say. I was scared. It felt like I was watching you die right in front of my eyes. You became this little hermit who stayed in his room and never talked to anyone. I want you to know that there is nothing in this world that will ever stop me from loving you. You are my everything, and I'm so proud of you for finally telling me something I know was hard for you to say."
Tears are running down my face like marathon.
"Mom, I'm sorry if I disappointed you..."
"Don't you ever! EVER! Say that to me again! I'm proud of who you are and what you'll become. I just want you to be safe and careful. there are people out there who would want to hurt you, and mama doesn't have the money for bail"
We laugh, but a different laugh. It was a laugh of relief, happiness and acceptance.
"Do you want me to tell your brothers and Larry (my awesome step dad)"?
"Sure mom but... what about my aunts and uncles..." I say hesitantly.
"FUCK'EM! They don't matter! They don't have to know unless you want theme to. Ok?
"Yes mom. Thank you mom... for saving my life..."
Truth be told, I was contemplating suicide. It was too hard. Life was too hard. Now I look back and I think... Thank god for my mom.
So, ten years ago today, I came out... with some help from the best mom ever.
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March 14, 2006
Average
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March 06, 2006
ARAHHHHH!
I am in term paper hell! I have to write a 10 page case study about me and my socialization from adolescence to adult hood... yeah there's not enough "pages" in the world for this cases study. I have so many random thoughts in my head that not even an outline helps. Because even my outline is full of random thoughts.
The only thing getting me through this tough time is my "Oracle". She's real purdy. She has nice big light up keys that lights the way to my random story telling.
Oh! and one more thing!
I have my self a new black 2GB nano! it's uber sexy!
Ok... too much ADD... must... get... back... to writing... term... paper...
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March 02, 2006
Happy Birthday little brother...
Smooches, bigger brother.
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February 28, 2006
Oracle RULES!!!
So I am, right now... this very moment, blogging using Oracle. This is one uber sexy piece of machinery. My Hubby had to get all hot and sexy butch like in order to get his hands on Oracle. Apparently, his job had it since yesterday at 9:34 a.m. (he had Oracle sent to his work). So Scott put the smack down and saved Oracle from the awful mail room. Now I get to pick a cool wallpaper worthy enough for Oracle.
Thank you honey for the best gift ever!!
Well that, and the Squishy love you give me.
Posted by Roque at 09:16 PM | Comments (1)
Heh...
In just a few hours; I'll be introduced to my new macbook "Oracle". I've been wait for this day ever since My Hubby told me he was going to buy one.
And tomorrow... IKEA OPENS!!! A few friends and I are planning to brave all the other homos on Ikea's opening day.
Oh! And Infinite Crisis 5 arrives tomorrow!
This is a great week! And it's only Tuesday!
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February 24, 2006
"There's FAT all over the kitchen!"
Last night, I was watching TV and Scott, lovingly said... "Honey... did you cook something in the kitchen last night?" "Yes, why?" I replied. "Uhhh, because there's grease all over the kitchen... Did something explode?... Did you cook with the lights off, because there's fat every where!" This started what would be the worst laughing fit I've ever had. Here's what happened... I was cooking 10 pounds of ground beef for a fundraiser we were having and I noticed a lot of fat coming to to the top. So I ladled all the fat into the kitchen sink that was across from the stove. Mind this happened at night, So I didn't realize that I spilled the grease/fat every where. The funny thing about this whole fat thing was the visual I had. I visioned a naked
Yeah... good times...
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February 23, 2006
Two things...
AND!
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February 14, 2006
DAMN IT!!!
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Merry Valentines Day!!
Merry Valentines day to you and yours!
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February 13, 2006
Tattoo!
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February 09, 2006
Countdown to stuff...
1 Day till Wonder Con...
1 Day till Sacramento WOOF! Society's Mardi Gras party...
1 Day till my Hubby gets his new Verizon Razor phone...
6 Day's till Valentines day (which I now boycott...)
7 Days till IBR...
11 Days till my new mac book "Ori" arrives...
28 Days till my term paper is due...
This is s busy month...
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February 08, 2006
My New Tattoo!
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January 30, 2006
The Education Me!: Part 2
I'm beginning to wonder if I can marry my Hubby legally before I die.
The lesson I learned this week... Bigots are assholes!
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January 26, 2006
Black satin boxers.... exposed...
I was in my Sociology class last night and I got up to get my hand out from my professor...
(sidebar... I was forced to wear a size 38 jeans. The lack of metabolism because of the chemo will do that to you... But now that I'm walking and counting calories, I'm dropping the weight like mad...)
And the next thing I know... my 7 jeans feel off of me and went to my knees... exposing my black satin boxers...
(I had no clean underwear... so I was left with no choice but to wear my black satin boxers... k... back to the red face story...)
The whole class (mostly middle aged women) whistled and clapped, my FEMALE professor gasped and said "oh my"...
I had no choice but to pull up my paints and say "ok, now all of you owe me a drink!"
The class laughed and all was said and done. I will say that if I get an F... that's gonna be a huge blow to the ego...
Note to self... buy a belt.
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My new blog crush...
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January 18, 2006
Sociology 101
So my first day of school was pretty fun. My teacher reminds me of Margaret Cho... except 30 years older and a man. He's a funny little Asian man who likes to Bush bash. And ever so often, when he talks, you can hear some ghetto-ness come out. He's awesome.
Then.. there was the hot collage mens... Mind you, I love my bears, but I've gained a new appreciation for the young hot college jock. Yummy.
Now for the bitching. What the fuck is wrong with college bound drivers and pedestrians? First, the drivers don't know how to use a four way stop AND! they can't stay on the right side of the bloody road. And the pedestrians. Those bitches love to walk in the middle of the street! AND! They just walk right in front of you without even looking WHILE TALKING ON THEIR BLOODY CELL PHONE! Freshmen?..
All in all, a great first day. Here's to the same deal today.. but without the stupid freshmen...
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January 17, 2006
Back to School!
I bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "better late than never"...
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January 12, 2006
UN-Brotherly Love or Death, Disco and Madonna...
I don't not love her/him... I just don't want her/him to know I do.
Today she/he messaged me saying, that if I tell her/him I loved her/him, her/he'd leave me alone for the rest of the day... Or else she/he was going to bug me for the rest of my life... I still didn't wanna... so she/he sent me this... enjoy...
(scene begins 50 years from now. Roque Yanez has finally passed on to enjoy paradise and clubbing in Gay Heaven. Jimmy attends the funeral of his horribly aged and decrepit brother. Jimmy… looks FABULOUS… after many plastic surgeries, pilates, yoga and discovering the fountain of youth hidden in the backroom of Neiman Marcus, which he had suspected for some time, and sits next to good friend… Madonna. Both wearing Gucci from the boots to the sunglasses.)
Jimmy: Hello darling
Madonna: Hello fag.
Jimmy: She’s finally gone…
Madonna: It’s too bad.
Jimmy: Yes.
Madonna: He still hadn’t finished my 24 karat gold and silk chiffon scarf. Bitch…
Jimmy: Well I’m sure his third wife can find one of his gays or fag hags to finish it.
Madonna: Not the same
(Both wave to Cher as she drops a rose on the boring coffin)
Madonna: My god… she looks awful.
Jimmy: yeah… she’s gained weight. I think I heard she was around 130 now.
Madonna: You kidding. I wouldn’t be caught dead.
Jimmy: We never will.
Madonna: True.
( Jimmy thinks about the day he promised his brother he would bug him for the rest of his gay life… he smiles. Madonna tuns and notices the grin.)
Madonna: Jimmy… don’t… wrinkles.
Jimmy: I’m sorry… I thought of something.
Madonna: oh heavens, why?
Jimmy: I promised her that I would bug her for the rest of her gay life.
Madonna: You did sweetie. She hated you.
Jimmy: yes… I’ll miss that. You know… I think I should bug him one last time. Just for fun. And because… I can.
Madonna: A Dance?
Jimmy: *gasp* Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Madonna: Of course.
(Jimmy leaps up from the cushioned black satin chair, rips open the coffin and SLAPS the old corpse!! “WAKE UP BITCH! TELL ME YOU LOVE ME” he demands. The crowd looks pleased…almost excited.)
Madonna: You fucked up homo. My scarf is nowhere NEAR finished! I almost payed you GOOD money for that.
Cher: (from the back of the gathering) I didn’t even pay for mine.
Madonna: Is that it there? (points to the scarf around Cher’s neck)
Cher: well, yes it is doll.
(Madonna twirls toward Cher, Rips the scarf off and tears it in two. Madonna then brings one piece to Jimmy. Madonna presses play on the huge glittered boom box to the end of the casket… “Hung Up” starts to play… “Time goes by… So Slowly…” A tear comes to the eyes of many… the casket starts to lower…and the dirt is placed over the casket… while a super remix of Jimmy and Madonna… and one Cher song play..Jimmy and Madonna dance over his grave… vogueing, twirling, dancing like no one else can. The funeral ends… with great applause.)
Guest 1: (exiting the funeral) That was a DAMN good show… I can’t wait until someone else dies.
Guest 2: As long as it’s someone big.
Guest 3: Elton John?
Guest 2: No Bigger.
Guest 1: No they all took that fountain $#!%.
Guest 3: Ah…
Jimmy: ( leaving with Madonna and His mother, who is in Chanel) I think he would have loved it.
Mom: Of course he did. I know he did.
Madonna: He better… This thing cost a fortune… and we don’t dance for just anyone.
Jimmy: She didn’t even look tacky…
(they all look to each other… and smile)
All together: OW!!
The End
Posted by Roque at 07:51 PM | Comments (1)
January 11, 2006
HOLY CRAP!!
I was so shocked and excited.
I of course told all my co-workers, friends and family about the new addition to our Mac family. A friend of mine said that Scott deserves breakfast in bed... and some head... everyday... for a whole year. I'd have to agree.
Come February 15th (the possible shipping date), I'll be the proud owner of the ultimate tool against the anguish that is college. the macbook...
Now for some help...
I have three names for the macbook I can't decide on. And they are...
1. Oracle (Or-e for short)
2. Brainiac (Bebe for short)
3. Steel (Steel for short)
Cast your votes now!
Posted by Roque at 07:42 PM | Comments (2)
December 28, 2005
Brother Bears...
All I have to do now is get that hairy bitch to be a member of the Sacramento WOOF! Society. Then we'll be in business.
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December 27, 2005
Christmas with the folks...
1. My mom and Scott did shots of Patron...
2.My 75 year old Grandma said (unapologetically)"Who gives a swinging dick..." In reference to my being gay...
3. My mom got so drunk she could hardly keep her eyes open...
4. My two brothers who have been "fighting" for the past four months, finally kissed and made up...
5. My mom in her drunk'n stupor mistaked cyan pepper for chili pepper and made our pesole so uber hot. it was almost uneatable...
6. My mom threw a maxi pad into my extreme cyan soup by "accident"...
7. My grandma called my real dad a "worthless son of bitch" (three times in English and Spanish) in reference to him not being a good husband/father...
8. My brother Jimmy threw away my mom's migraine medication, so my mom made Jimmy go dumpster diving to retrieve them... only discover that he was looking in someone else's trash...
All of this in a four hour period. It was a great Christmas... I'd almost venture to say it was the best Christmas ever.
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December 15, 2005
walking pneumonia
Yup... walking pneumonia... That's what I have... and it sucks... and hurts...
I was diagnosed with it on Monday AFTER i got my immune booster shot. My chest hurt, my back hurt, I just hurt period. Who knew that breathing could be so painful.
My Hubby was the best nurse ever. He got some nifty shower steamer thingies that helped opened lungs so I could breath again. I just now started to feel better.
In the mean time I've been knitting... yes knitting... (don't judge me)
It's nice and relaxing. Plus I made like 5 scarfs which will be turned into Christmas gifts.
That said... I just got Scott's Christmas gift... it's rather nifty.
Posted by Roque at 07:56 AM | Comments (2)
November 15, 2005
The Non Stop Ultimate!
Let the squishy blogging begin!
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November 14, 2005
Stolen Domain!
Anyway...
This bish who stole Scott's domain is somewhere in England.
Truth be told, Scott's not sure if the bish is to blame or the site where Scott registered the domain name is at fault. No one has called Scott back from the register company so he doesn't even exactly know how it all happened.
Cross your fingers!
Posted by Roque at 06:59 AM | Comments (2)
November 09, 2005
The Govenors bitch slap!
I worked the polls yesterday for Sacramento County, and in my location, there where more Democrates then Republicans who voted. Ha! It was also the lowest trun out at that location in years.
Read more about here
Posted by Roque at 06:41 AM | Comments (0)
Today says...
A mystery that has puzzled many people could be resolved after today's determined pursuit. Powerful people are taking an interest in something you have long been chasing
Ha! Fred Palmer, Publishing Editor of Outword Magazine emailed me yesterday and mentioned that there's a "surprise" in today's issue of Outword. That was so cool of Fred! No matter what the surprise is, I'm still uber excited! Sacramento, look out! The Sacramento WOOF! Society is here!
Posted by Roque at 06:33 AM | Comments (0)
November 02, 2005
Today says...
Be careful what you wish for; you may get it. A recent materialistic phase could come back to haunt you; the things you sought and bought are no substitutes for companionship.
Yeah... read the entry below and it will all make sense...
Posted by Roque at 07:07 AM | Comments (0)
October 31, 2005
Merry Anniversary Squishy!
Thank you honey for picking me out of all the bowlers who wanted you.
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October 28, 2005
Today says...
The ease with which a possible soul mate makes themselves comfortable will in turn relax your normal suspicions and lighten your intensity. There is no need to worry about looking bad in front of this person today. Be confident and proceed.
Once upon a time, I was engaged to an amazing woman. I broke it off (being gay and all) and managed to stay the best of friends, even more so after I came out. Then, we just kinda drifted apart.
I have not spoken to her in like 3 years. Then she found me on MySpace.com. Today we meet for coffee. I am so bloody nervous. Why? Who knows. She's always been a powerful force in my life. My angel on my shoulder, my conscience when I didn't have one and my best friend. I would like for things to go back the way it used to be.
Maybe that's why I'm nervous... Could anyone really go back? If they can, tell me how to do it.
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October 26, 2005
Today says...
Time is of the essence. This afternoon favors resolving any long-term disputes you can. There is a lazy phase coming into your life soon that will make things go slower. Today is all about tying up loose ends.
A few days ago, I wrote an email to our local gay bar/club about hosting an Sacramento WOOF! Society event there, and so far no response. I may have to make an appearance there to see what the deal is.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the Sacramento Valley Bears, who already hold their monthly meeting at the same place?... Naaa.
Posted by Roque at 07:09 AM | Comments (1)
October 17, 2005
Today says...
The current focus must remain on your health and regular work cycle. As creative as your impulses may be, look to keep everything you do within a well-managed range of behavior. Relaxation comes more naturally.
Nice... I know what this is about...
Yesterday Eric and I planned all the events for the Sacramento Woof Society in 2006. It looks to be a pretty crazy/cool year for SWS. The thing is, I'm still not 100%, so I must play nice and easy and perform more realistic tasks, like getting a proper venue, promoting the club, blah blah blah, yaddi yaddi yadda...
This also means I need more cuddle time with my Hubby. There never be to much cuddle time...
Posted by Roque at 07:23 AM | Comments (1)
October 14, 2005
Happy Birthday Scott!!!
Today is my Hubby's berfday!. Go and wish him the best 25th (with three years of experience) ever!
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October 09, 2005
X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse...
(Oh god... I went to bed at 2:00 am... because of a game... on a Saturday night... *sigh* Such is married life. And I like it that way... But... I don't think I'm gonna make a habit of it... people talk ya know...)
Anyway... Buy X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse! You won't be disappointed!
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October 04, 2005
Oh yeah...
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October 03, 2005
(not so) Smarter than the average bear...
Posted by Roque at 08:17 PM | Comments (1)
Enough already!
Yeah!! Two months of icky-ness for a life time of healthy-ness.
Posted by Roque at 07:37 PM | Comments (1)
September 20, 2005
The best gay sidekick ever!
Mikey worked the door at a gay bar to help raise money for Team Bear, a group of hot bears who rode the AIDS Life cycle Ride. Mikey also volunteered as a roadie for the AIDS Life cycle Ride. Meaning he volunteered for more than 8 hours a day. And now he went to Louisiana to take food with a friend of his who were affected by Hurricane Katrina. MIkey's also gone to gay bars and gay camping trips with us. I'm simply in awe of all the great things this man does for the greater good. Mikey is the best guy ever!
Mikey also has the best family ever. A hot/amazing wife and the cutest little boy I've ever seen. If more guys like Mikey were on this planet, we'd be a much place.
Posted by Roque at 06:55 AM | Comments (0)
September 19, 2005
Today says...
You will have a good chance at graduating to a higher social group. A more popular and sophisticated crowd who are in line with your aspirations will appear on the scene. Old friends with little true attachment could begin to fade away.