February 04, 2008
I would so TiVo this!!
Posted by Roque at 12:21 PM | Comments (0)
September 23, 2007
Feeling of the day...
Posted by Roque at 09:50 PM | Comments (0)
August 28, 2006
Manic Monday Music Video... Enjoy!!
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June 19, 2006
The Gamma Squirrel
yeah... I get the phone booth...
Thanks Gay Guru for the heads up!
| Your Superhero Profile |
 Your Superpower is Dance Dance Revolution Your Weakness is Crystals Your Weapon is Your Flaming Gel Your Mode of Transportation is Phone Booth |
Posted by Roque at 09:06 PM | Comments (0)
March 23, 2006
Brilliant...
The picture says it all...
I want one with bears watching me pee... that would be hawt!
Posted by Roque at 09:44 PM | Comments (4)
February 06, 2006
Makes sense if you ask me...
You identify with Samantha's bold and liberated Fire Sign qualities, characteristics associated with the Signs of Aries, Leo and Sagittarius. You're strong, audacious and larger than life -- and you take what you want! Sometimes you can even be thoughtless and selfish, as you get so caught up in craving immediate gratification and excitement that you overlook someone's feelings. Your personal style likely reflects your desires: sleek, low-cut, revealing just a bit more than might be considered acceptable. Watch that you're not coming on too strong, though. You could scare potential suitors off with all your drama. If you seek so much attention, the more basic qualities of the Fire Signs could be burned right out of the picture. Show less skin or cleavage and more of your creativity, your vibrant leadership skills and courageous generosity!
You scored 10% Miranda
You chose many of the same answers that Earth Sign-like Miranda, the cynical but pragmatic lawyer, might have chosen. Just like Miranda's had a tough time deciding whether to give in to the affections of Steve the Bartender, you don't give your heart up to just anyone. Miranda shies away from a relationship with Steve because he's 'just' a bartender, not something more conventionally ambitious or stable. Those with powerful Earth Sign qualities -- characteristics associated with Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn -- are cautious in love and seek stability and status over nearly anything else. Earth Signs provide a steady, realistic attitude and they can bring order out of chaos. A little-known Earth Sign fact: Incredibly sensual, you seethe beneath that smart, expensive business suit of yours, yearning for intimacy but hesitant to give up your material needs, your career ambitions or your responsibilities for a passionate moment that might not turn out the way you'd hope.
You scored 10% Carrie
Your answers peg you as a Carrie-type, much influenced by the Air Sign qualities associated with Gemini, Libra and Aquarius. Like confident Carrie, a sex columnist, you're curious and perceptive, always seeking answers and never satisfied with the superficial. An Air Sign influence can lead to indecision and an avoidance of tough issues, like with Carrie and her on-again, off-again attachment to Mr. Big. Forward-thinking, incredibly intelligent and witty, you just exude quirky charm. You'd be utterly bored by someone who's just a pretty face or hot body -- though you don't mind looking and flirting! You're more turned on by an equally smart and funny mate, someone who challenges your mind and makes you laugh. You love to talk, so you need a good listener who's open to playful and eccentric ideas about love and lovemaking.
You scored 10% Charlotte
A romantic at heart, you chose the answers that demure Charlotte may have chosen. Strongly influenced by the intuitive, profound and sometimes na�ve Water Signs -- Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces -- you're like a mother, a mystery and a poet all in one. Though on the surface you may seem innocent and all about seeking the good in people, beneath the surface, you hide secret yearnings for intimacy, for attachment and ideal love. You're seeking a knight in shining armor, a soul mate, someone who will complete you and tether you to the earth when you get carried away with your fantasies. You're super-sensitive, soaking up the moods of others; you emote freely, crying at commercials and sappy movies. You also provide a shoulder to cry on and open arms for hugs. Be careful that you're not so wide-eyed and trusting that you get taken in by some cunning wolf in sheep's clothing.
Posted by Roque at 05:04 PM | Comments (5)
Ha!
Your results:
You are Superman
| You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.  |
Does this make me an even bigger Superman fan? I think so!
Posted by Roque at 04:58 PM | Comments (0)
December 17, 2005
Letters to Santa...
Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
____________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
_________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.
Please ! see what you can do?
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
__________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I.
Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you up with a Barbie.
Santa
_________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde?
Good luck ! in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
_______________________________________________________________
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging @#%$ may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
________________________________________________________________
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
SANTA CLAWS!!!!
Posted by Roque at 04:49 PM | Comments (1)
December 07, 2005
Some Christmas fun...
Posted by Roque at 07:04 AM | Comments (0)
November 26, 2005
The new way of Zen...
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force,' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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November 24, 2005
Merry Thanksgiving!
Posted by Roque at 10:29 AM | Comments (1)
November 02, 2005
Phone envy... and Karma's payback...
So, I went to ebay...
Now mind you... I do this a lot. Wanting something I can't afford... But I thought; "you know, If I bid on a phone, then I can feel better..." Right...
I won the bid, and poof! $287.00 later... A brand new LG VX8100 belongs to me lil ol me. I won the bid a week ago today... And it has still to reach me.
Karma is having a field day with me. And she should. I never thought of myself as a whinny little bitch... But my actions of last week proved other wise. Eek!
On the bright side, I'm donating my A670 to a supper sweet co-worker who recently fell on hard times. She has an old school Nokia phone, so I told her when I get me pity party phone, I'll be giving her my old Samsung A670. She cried... I cried... and Karma's still gotta bitch slap up her sleeve somewhere.
Posted by Roque at 07:06 AM | Comments (1)
October 28, 2005
Happy Halloween!!
10 Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't have to fantisize that you're
someone
else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the number 1 reason why trick or treating is better that
sex.......................
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Posted by Roque at 07:04 PM | Comments (2)
Super Croutch!
Posted by Roque at 06:29 PM | Comments (0)
October 06, 2005
The List (revised)
So, Every year I make a list of guys who I can sleep with (like that's gonna happen...) so that the Hubby wont dump me for cheating. Here is my top 5! And this list is laminated... till next year anyway...
John LeCompt, drummer from Evanescence
Matthew Fox
Ricky Martin... new and improved!
Aiden Turner, from a soap I watch (yes I said soap...)
Greg Grunberg, from Alias
Posted by Roque at 08:53 PM
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August 09, 2005
Politically IN-correct joke of the day...
Sorry... I couldn't help myself from printing this...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 26 oz can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
Posted by Roque at 04:16 PM
| Comments (0)
June 22, 2005
figurers
I got this from my friend Marco. Yeah... shocker...
But Stawberry Shortcake? That's just... wrong...
You scored as Heman. By the power of GraySkull. . . you're the toughest guy to ever wear a loin cloth. Rock on Heman.
Heman
92% Strawberry Shortcake
83% Thundercats
67% Shera
33% Transformers
25% Voltron
8% Smurf
0%
Which 1980's Cartoon Character are you?
created with QuizFarm.com
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May 12, 2005
Ouch!...
I went roller-skating tonight with a few friends... I fell on my ass... twice. I had a blast. I've decided to buy a pair of skates and practice around the loft. The loft has nice polished cement floors so it's the ideal place to practice skating. All I need are bumper guards around the loft so crashing into the walls wont hurt as much. I am surprised that Scott hasn't put them up already. Who knows, maybe I'll get a new nick name... Roller-Bear!
Posted by Roque at 09:39 PM
| Comments (0)
March 31, 2005
Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!
A holiday I can grow to love!
Enjoy!
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you
have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do
you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth
and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO
obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on
behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you
must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your
stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of
and get to slapping.....and have a great day
Posted by Roque at 07:34 AM
| Comments (1)
March 28, 2005
I Will Survive... Martian Remix...
A friend of mine sent this to me...
Enjoy!
Posted by Roque at 05:15 PM
| Comments (0)
January 26, 2005
Fun at work...
my best friend D.J. and I were both quoting a very popular TV. show, what's worse is that it's all done by memory...
Let's see if you know what it is...
Roque: books gives me itchy eyes dahling
D.J.: Make mumma some coffee sweetie. NO NO.....none of that instant crap. Grind some bloody beans for gods sake.
Roque: Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or
it'll come back and take your eye out.
D.J.: Naomi is being naughty today
Roque: I've started repress memory therapy, I'll get something on you yet...
D.J.: No, I'm not really a lesbian mum.
Ugh....there you go getting my hopes all up sweetie
Roque: it's Elizabeth Taylor's new scent... Codependence..
D.J.: How do you think we got everything we have now sweetie. I chanted for
this house you know. I chanted for everything we have. I'm chanting as
we speak.
Roque: Never turn your back on her!
D.J.: LEAVE HER SWEETIE. SHE'S TOO SLOW.
Roque :"Buns so tight, they where bouncing off the walls"
D..J.: How gay are we for reciting AB FAB lines all morning........
Roque: we are absolutely fabulously gay!!
D.J.: WHAT??? I'M GAY?? When did that happen? Why did no one tell me before
now? Oh my...... Now I have to dump my fiancé and tell her that we can't
get married and have kids like we'd planned. WOW. Talk about a shock. I
need some time away to myself now to sort thru all of this. You can't
drop news like that on a guy with no warning.....geesh
Roque: honey, Stevie Wonder could see that you're gay...
D.J.: I wonder if he can see the beat down you about to get
Posted by Roque at 02:07 PM
| Comments (0)
January 01, 2005
Merry New Year!
Let the new year begin!
Posted by Roque at 10:33 PM
| Comments (4)
December 02, 2004
Funny... but oh so true...
I was on Pop Culture Shock.com (a comic book geek thing) and I found this link to be hilarious! Enjoy!
Posted by Roque at 10:30 PM
| Comments (0)
November 17, 2004
Funny...
My friend D.J. sent this to me, and I have been laughing ever since...
Posted by Roque at 10:13 AM
| Comments (2)
November 09, 2004
Desperate...
In honor of my new favorite show, I took this quiz. This WILL be the last one I take and post... well for today anyway ;)
Congratulations! You are Susan Mayer, the divorcee
and single mom who will go to extraordinary
lengths for love.
Which Desperate Housewife are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by Roque at 11:13 PM
| Comments (0)
Ruby Red...
I took this test for fun and here's what the results said about me... Kinda funny...
! You are Most Like A Ruby !
Passionate, in control - and very sexy. You tend to
be more dominant, and people long to possess your
wild nature. People find you fun, and a real live
wire.
You're most like a Ruby because people simply can't
take their eyes away from you - your bright
captivating
nature draws people to you.
Congratulations ... You're the sparkly fun gem
everybody craves.
?? Which Precious Gem Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by Roque at 11:01 PM
| Comments (0)
Posted by Roque at 08:53 PM | Comments (0)
August 09, 2005
Politically IN-correct joke of the day...
Sorry... I couldn't help myself from printing this...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 26 oz can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
Posted by Roque at 04:16 PM | Comments (0)
June 22, 2005
figurers
I got this from my friend Marco. Yeah... shocker...
But Stawberry Shortcake? That's just... wrong...
| You scored as Heman. By the power of GraySkull. . . you're the toughest guy to ever wear a loin cloth. Rock on Heman.
Which 1980's Cartoon Character are you? created with QuizFarm.com |
Posted by Roque at 05:56 PM | Comments (1)
May 12, 2005
Ouch!...
I went roller-skating tonight with a few friends... I fell on my ass... twice. I had a blast. I've decided to buy a pair of skates and practice around the loft. The loft has nice polished cement floors so it's the ideal place to practice skating. All I need are bumper guards around the loft so crashing into the walls wont hurt as much. I am surprised that Scott hasn't put them up already. Who knows, maybe I'll get a new nick name... Roller-Bear!
Posted by Roque at 09:39 PM | Comments (0)
March 31, 2005
Slap Your Co-Worker Day!!
A holiday I can grow to love!
Enjoy!
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't give a damn about? Do you
have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do
you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty, you can look in their mouth
and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO
obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on
behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce
tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you
must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* CURSING IS MANDATORY! After you have slapped the recipient, your
"assault" must be followed with something like "cause I'm sick of your
stupid-a$$ always messing up stuff!"
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break
out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of
and get to slapping.....and have a great day
Posted by Roque at 07:34 AM | Comments (1)
March 28, 2005
I Will Survive... Martian Remix...
A friend of mine sent this to me...
Enjoy!
Posted by Roque at 05:15 PM | Comments (0)
January 26, 2005
Fun at work...
my best friend D.J. and I were both quoting a very popular TV. show, what's worse is that it's all done by memory...
Let's see if you know what it is...
Roque: books gives me itchy eyes dahling
D.J.: Make mumma some coffee sweetie. NO NO.....none of that instant crap. Grind some bloody beans for gods sake.
Roque: Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or
it'll come back and take your eye out.
D.J.: Naomi is being naughty today
Roque: I've started repress memory therapy, I'll get something on you yet...
D.J.: No, I'm not really a lesbian mum.
Ugh....there you go getting my hopes all up sweetie
Roque: it's Elizabeth Taylor's new scent... Codependence..
D.J.: How do you think we got everything we have now sweetie. I chanted for
this house you know. I chanted for everything we have. I'm chanting as
we speak.
Roque: Never turn your back on her!
D.J.: LEAVE HER SWEETIE. SHE'S TOO SLOW.
Roque :"Buns so tight, they where bouncing off the walls"
D..J.: How gay are we for reciting AB FAB lines all morning........
Roque: we are absolutely fabulously gay!!
D.J.: WHAT??? I'M GAY?? When did that happen? Why did no one tell me before
now? Oh my...... Now I have to dump my fiancé and tell her that we can't
get married and have kids like we'd planned. WOW. Talk about a shock. I
need some time away to myself now to sort thru all of this. You can't
drop news like that on a guy with no warning.....geesh
Roque: honey, Stevie Wonder could see that you're gay...
D.J.: I wonder if he can see the beat down you about to get
Posted by Roque at 02:07 PM | Comments (0)
January 01, 2005
Merry New Year!
Let the new year begin!
Posted by Roque at 10:33 PM | Comments (4)
December 02, 2004
Funny... but oh so true...
I was on Pop Culture Shock.com (a comic book geek thing) and I found this link to be hilarious! Enjoy!
Posted by Roque at 10:30 PM | Comments (0)
November 17, 2004
Funny...
My friend D.J. sent this to me, and I have been laughing ever since...
Posted by Roque at 10:13 AM | Comments (2)
November 09, 2004
Desperate...
In honor of my new favorite show, I took this quiz. This WILL be the last one I take and post... well for today anyway ;)
Congratulations! You are Susan Mayer, the divorcee
and single mom who will go to extraordinary
lengths for love.
Which Desperate Housewife are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by Roque at 11:13 PM | Comments (0)
Ruby Red...
I took this test for fun and here's what the results said about me... Kinda funny...
! You are Most Like A Ruby !
Passionate, in control - and very sexy. You tend to
be more dominant, and people long to possess your
wild nature. People find you fun, and a real live
wire.
You're most like a Ruby because people simply can't
take their eyes away from you - your bright
captivating
nature draws people to you.
Congratulations ... You're the sparkly fun gem
everybody craves.
?? Which Precious Gem Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by Roque at 11:01 PM | Comments (0)