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June 15, 2006

Only Miss Janet...

Oh my god does Janet Jackson look good! I have been a huge fan of hers since "What Have You Done For Me Lately". Every time she's done touring or not in the studio, she packs on the pounds, and I mean PACKS them on seriously. Then in a matter of months, she's back to her hot sexy self. Her secret? Good ol fashion blood sweat and lots of tears... and coffee enemas.

I'm not sure what a coffee enema is, but if it makes Janet look that great, then I should be going to Starbucks more often, yet, I'd rather it go in my mouth then my bum. I'm just say'in.

Janet gives me hope that a chunky person, ever at her age, can still drop the weight and make heads turn... But it's how you lose it that matters. I have been on a roller coaster ride of fast food, left overs and light eating ever since the AIDS Ride. I have to get back to the swing of things, AND WITH NO EXCUSES! Lazy Bear is a few months away and I wanna be free to walk around topless without a harpoon thrown at me.

Thanks again Miss Janet for showing me how shed the extra pounds!


Posted by Roque at June 15, 2006 09:04 PM

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Ah yes Lazy Bear. One of these time I have to make it to this event.

Posted by: Pete at June 18, 2006 05:40 PM

You better do something about it, and really do it! I'll be your supporter

"VOMIT BITCH! TWO FINGERS!!!!"

Posted by: Jimmy at June 18, 2006 12:44 PM

OMG Biggest fan ever. I even forgave her for her little weekend song she posted on her site recently. Love her.

Posted by: brian at June 16, 2006 06:44 PM

Care to share what Lazy Bear is?

Posted by: Spider at June 16, 2006 10:43 AM

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