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June 28, 2006

Gym Etiquette

Ok, there are a few songs that should never... EVER be played at the gym. The two that made say "are you kidding me?" was:

Baby Got Back... Yeah... that's motivational...
And
Hungry Like The Wolf... If someones at the gym, it's because they where always hungry.

I know, I know, I think too much about this kinda stuff, but seriously, "Baby Got Back"? Rude.

I have a confession to make. I have a gym crush. He's soooo yummy. But's not the confession. It's no secret that I have it really bad for guys with fur, but my gym crush has no fur... at all. Hence it feels like I betrayed my fellow bears. But you have to see him to understand. He has NICE arms, amazing calves and lickable abs. *sigh*. The best part, when he's done with his weight training, he ALWAYS uses the treadmill next to me... Seriously, ALWAYS!!! When he's next to me, I feel the need to run faster. What for? I'm already nasty and sweaty. Why add more? To show I'm all around athletic guy? Yeah, not so much. With all that said, I have yet to say a single word to him. Part of me doesn't want to for fear of my crush turning into a crash. The worst thing that could happen would be he'd open him mouth to say something and a Fendi would fly out. I like this non verbal relationship.


Posted by Roque at June 28, 2006 07:33 PM

Comments

Man, I hear you on the gym music. It's funny how the locker room talk at our gym sometimes turns to the music they are playing. Wierd too that a bunch of men who usually don't say anything will chime up when this subject comes up.

As for the crush, one of the best times I had was with a bear lover. He had no hair, but a nice cock so 2 out of 3 aint bad.

Posted by: Pete at July 3, 2006 08:31 PM

I understand Thunder. Guys with no fur aren't always into us bears either.

Posted by: roque at July 2, 2006 04:18 PM

Well, us guys without all the fur aren't so bad. It's really sad that most bear guys aren't open-minded enough to date or even socialize with guys who don't look like bears.

Posted by: Thundercizzle at July 2, 2006 12:11 PM

Oh! Yeah, that too!

Posted by: roque at June 29, 2006 06:12 AM

That and the fact that you're married, dear...

Posted by: Jimmy at June 28, 2006 11:10 PM

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