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June 23, 2006
Dreaming of Superman...
Last night I had this crazy insane dream that I was superman's (Brandon Roth) side kick, or rather, house bitch. I was in charge of polishing his boots, ironing his cape, feeding Krypto and keeping the Fortress of Solitude sparkly. As it would turn out, I am not shy about my homo'ness. I would flirt with Superman and he would blush and fly off. Then, his bitch Lois comes by and tells me she hired a new maid and that my services are no longer needed. In my dream, I felt sick to my stomach. I asked if it was because I kept flirting with Superman? She said it was because I didn't know how to polish the crystals inside the fortress. This is where it gets weird... not that this dream doesn't already deem me certifiable, but they hired Kole from the Teen Titans... WHAT THE FUCK? She's DEAD!! Right? I was gonna whip her ass when I as awoken by my Hubby's alarm...
I totally could have taken her... No really... I would've.
Posted by Roque at June 23, 2006 06:21 AM
Posted by: ryan at June 23, 2006 07:21 AM
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