« Super Croutch! | Main | Merry Anniversary Squishy! »
October 28, 2005
Happy Halloween!!
10 Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't have to fantisize that you're
someone
else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the number 1 reason why trick or treating is better that
sex.......................
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Posted by Roque at October 28, 2005 07:04 PM
Comments
Great!
Posted by: Pete at October 29, 2005 11:18 AM
I LOVE THIS!!!!
Posted by: Jason at October 28, 2005 11:52 PM