Woof of Steel

Are you all gay who love dem superheroes and gay stuff? I'm a Brit who did an art Degree in the States and as a result, met quite a few members from the gya and lesbian community. The lesbians all wanted attention and were far form attractive and the gay fella's didn't really know how to dress well at all. In fact, Brits generally tend to have better taste than our yankydoodle comrades when it comes to fashion (don't start citing Michael Kors, Calvin Klein, Tom Ford etc...they don't count) so much of that crap written in the above posts about how dem gays only dress well and dem straights is rubbish is well, quite frankly...a load of rubbish!

Good luck in your quest for a United Gaydom!

Will never acknowledge the fact that another man is handsome in fear of sounding like a gay.

But had absolutely no shame about showing his housemates his penis.

They're all pre-programmed:

boyfriend/girlfriend throughout their school years
then they get married
then they must have children
they dress something aweful
lead boring lives
and then they make their kids try to live the same dull boring cycle all over again, unless their kids are gay.

straight guys like vaginas, boobs, and girls.
they love sex with women, and they dont touch other guys. ever.

That was awesome! I'm using that!

Leisure suits with gold medallion necklaces.

Ok try these and let me know if they work:

They like to burp and fart and laugh at themselves after or other men doing it. They will also comment on it.

If they see a woman attractive or not they have to make a comment on the woman and they will also inlcude a sexual comment like look at her tits, I bet she sucks it real good.

You will never catch one staring at another man they will only stare at woman.

Often avoid physical touches among other men except to high 5 or tap fists in a sign of "right on dude"

In the locker room they do not like to get naked with other men for the fear they are being looked at. If they do have to disrobe they will cover themsleves and do the best to conceal their man hood for fear another man is looking.

They drink beer and cheep stuff at that, budweiser, no cosmos for them, foo foo drinks.

If married they carry on about their kids and wifes and what they all do, ie, little leage and scouting.

They like anything with a motor in it. Fast cars, Boats, Motorcycles and 4 wheelers.

They wear lots of jeans, tee shits and baseball hats mostly with sports teams on them.

They don't do laundry or clean dishes. Build up is best and whatever clothes smell the least they can wear it again.

If a girl puts out on the first date she is a slut and only good for sex.

If there is a possibility of seeing some skin on a woman they will try to look. Just try this around your straight friends tell them you just saw someone's girls boob pop out of their shirt. They will be like Where, who, what, is she good looking?

If I think of more I will jot them down.

Powertools? Could be in Lesbiana territory there. Ditto on mullets.

That totally qualifies. Some of my friends also added;
* Mullets
* Heavy Metal music
* The need to have a physical confrontation to resolve an issue
* Power tools
* The use of religion to justify an opinion

Keep them coming!

If you mean what I think you mean, how about that a straight guy wants to sleep with any and every girl that he sees, regardless of what she looks like? If this is not what you mean, then pretend I never typed anything!