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May 24, 2005
Good Top, Bad Top...
Yesterday I was talking with a friend about the fine art of topping. We've come to the conclusion that there are two kinds of tops... good tops and bad tops. My friend categorized me as a good top... *ahem* (not to toot my own horn or anything, but I love the top action... mucho.) It all stared when he was telling me about this guy who pretty much ripped him apart. He said it was worst the 5 minutes of his life... and my friend is someone who I would categorize as a power bottom.
This is what we came up with.
The bad tops are the ones who have no mercy or worse yet, no rhythm. Bad tops will shove their cock in an ass without any remorse about the pain there're causing, in the mean they think their victim is moaning out of ecstasy... but really, the moaning is for the excruciating amount of pain their in. Not to mention the possible rips and tears that happen to the ass while the bad top is maliciously pounding away to the poor unsuspecting bottom. My friend and I came to the conclusion that bad tops really don't get a fair amount of ass, hence the bad top etiquette.
Good tops are the ones who make it nice and easy for the bottom. Good tops really care about the length of sex rather than the preverbal "wham bam thank you sir". The good tops also know when enough is enough. I know when a guy is squinting to much, it's either time to re-lube or abandon bottom. I've had my fair share of ass, and I know first hand that bottoms talk... and I mean really talk. The last thing I wanted was a bad rep. as a top, so I decided to make being a top... an art form.
I love being a top... But being a good top? That take practice.
Posted by Roque at May 24, 2005 05:45 PM
Comments
Lol....when you mentioned "abandon bottom" it reminded me of when I used to jump off my bike when I was on the verge of falling off!
But, yes...a Good Top always knows how to please ;) Repetition is the Key to Learning!
Posted by: Rico at October 11, 2005 01:48 PM
I loves me a good top. This was right on!
Posted by: Craniac at May 25, 2005 08:22 PM