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January 19, 2005
Un-Pretty
For the past few months now I've felt ugly. I mean that in a physical sense.
Maybe it's the weight I've put back on (36's fit snug...ugh...). Maybe it's the gray hair I found on my chest (*sniff sniff*). Maybe it's the lack of sex I get with my hubby (barely once a week). Maybe it's the way my hair is (I have a bush wig!). Maybe it's my busted nose (a child hood accident) Who knows? I looked in the mirror this morning and I hated what I saw. How did I get this way? I've always felt comfortable with myself. Now I feel like I need an affirmation, for what?
So after about 20 minutes of crying in the shower, it hit me... I'm a Leo Damn It! This is not how a Leo should act! I got so angry with myself! Why did I need someone or something to make me feel sexy? Eww on me. I refuse to be that kinda guy! You know the ones. They constantly need their ego stroked in order to feel good about themselves. Yeah, that's not me...
As I check my e-mail I read my horoscope and it put the biggest smile on my face. It read:
A sexier appearance is achievable by simple augmentations to the way you present yourself. Appearing optimistic and confident in the middle of a routine day will attract the type of potential passion partner you seek
So apparently I'll attract a passion partner... Huh, he'd better furry.
Posted by Roque at January 19, 2005 11:52 AM