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January 26, 2005
Fun at work...
my best friend D.J. and I were both quoting a very popular TV. show, what's worse is that it's all done by memory...
Let's see if you know what it is...
Roque: books gives me itchy eyes dahling
D.J.: Make mumma some coffee sweetie. NO NO.....none of that instant crap. Grind some bloody beans for gods sake.
Roque: Time is like a stretched elastic band. You can't let it go or
it'll come back and take your eye out.
D.J.: Naomi is being naughty today
Roque: I've started repress memory therapy, I'll get something on you yet...
D.J.: No, I'm not really a lesbian mum.
Ugh....there you go getting my hopes all up sweetie
Roque: it's Elizabeth Taylor's new scent... Codependence..
D.J.: How do you think we got everything we have now sweetie. I chanted for
this house you know. I chanted for everything we have. I'm chanting as
we speak.
Roque: Never turn your back on her!
D.J.: LEAVE HER SWEETIE. SHE'S TOO SLOW.
Roque :"Buns so tight, they where bouncing off the walls"
D..J.: How gay are we for reciting AB FAB lines all morning........
Roque: we are absolutely fabulously gay!!
D.J.: WHAT??? I'M GAY?? When did that happen? Why did no one tell me before
now? Oh my...... Now I have to dump my fiancé and tell her that we can't
get married and have kids like we'd planned. WOW. Talk about a shock. I
need some time away to myself now to sort thru all of this. You can't
drop news like that on a guy with no warning.....geesh
Roque: honey, Stevie Wonder could see that you're gay...
D.J.: I wonder if he can see the beat down you about to get
Posted by Roque at January 26, 2005 02:07 PM