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September 24, 2004
My woofy fan...
I have a new bread man, and wow! He so bloody HOT!! He's gotta be at least 35 ish. Nice arms and legs. Blue eyes, short black hair with nice goatee. And to make matters worse, he's of the gay. How do I know this? "Hey, you look familiar, I just can't seem to place it." I smiled and said "Oh well I have that kinda face." Buy this time, I was already stuttering and possibly drooling all over him. Then he stopped right in front of my office and said; "Bolt" I turned around so fast that I almost got whiplash. "Excuse me?" I say trying to sound confused. "You where at the Bolt for that bear contest." This is the part where my face turns red and I crack a small smile. "Guilty" I whisper. He smiled and said; "You where robbed. You where one of the hottest guys there. I should've been a judge" He then started to wheel in my bread order. I was intrigued, So I followed him into my dry store room. "Who was your favorite contestant?" I asked. He looked and smiled at me. "Is it not obvious?" "Not really, I was rooting for my friend Ben" I replied. "Who was he?" The bread man asked. "He won the Sac Valley Daddy title." "Oh he was so cute!" Bread man squealed. Then he says's "Nice ring." and points to my wedding band. "Thank you, me and my boyfriend picked them out together." "Nice" he said now leaving the store room. "We'll I'll see you next time." He said pulling out a piece of paper out his back pocket. I signed my invoice and he gave me a copy. "If you need anything, you can reach me through dispatch" "O.K." I said as I watched him leave the back door. "Oh, by the way, I loved the sheriff get up, you ever use those handcuffs on any else?" I laugh, he winks, I blush, he leaves
Dan the bread man... twas nice to meet you.
Posted by roque at September 24, 2004 04:49 PM
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well now I wanna see this bread man guy!
Posted by: Scott at September 27, 2004 11:18 AM
You are more than welcome to meet him @ 5:15 a.m. on Friday morning ;)
Posted by: Roque at September 27, 2004 01:15 PM