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September 04, 2004
Looki-Lou
Yesterday while I was on a spending spree at Kenneth Cole of New York, I felt the need to use the restroom. The public restroom was pact! I had to wait in line while I did the pee pee dance. Finally it was my turn. As I was releasing my fluids, this woofy guy peeing next to me noticed my prince albert. "Did it hurt?"; he asked. "Not really, it felt like a quick pinch with fingernails." "I was thiniking about getting one." Woof-man replied. "Do it, you will feel all kinds of good things." I say with a grin. The look on his face told me he was on his way to feel the 1.2 seconds of pain. I could tell he was straight by the way he quickly zipped up his pants and left to restroom... WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS! EWW! He lost woof points for that. He must've felt awkward chatting about dicks while peeing in a bathroom, how very George Michael. I went to wash my hands and I noticed the rest of the guys in there looking at me with question marks on their faces. I'm not sure if they wanted to see it or ask more questions about it. Guess I'll never know because I had more shopping to do. I thought it was funny how the worker shirt nasty woof-man was wearing had the name "Lou" on it. Hehehe. First name Looky, last name Lou. Perfect name for him I think.
Posted by roque at September 4, 2004 07:08 AM